This post is an extremely personal, comical, and descriptive account of my attempts at weight loss post-baby. It includes the physical details of what it's like.
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Staying at Home vs Working
When I first had my baby, I was lucky enough to receive a pretty good (though not perfect) maternity leave. I always knew I would go back…… Read more “Staying at Home vs Working”
Moms vs Dads
It’s happening. It’s that time of the morning where it really could go either way– the baby could either continue sleeping, thus letting you sleep in the…… Read more “Moms vs Dads”
Daycare vs Mama Bear
Our daughter was placed in an in-home daycare when she was 12 weeks until about two weeks ago. Let’s say the woman in charge’s name is Maleficent.…… Read more “Daycare vs Mama Bear”
Experienced Moms vs New Moms
You know that guy in your office who has been there for years, got a great education, has done really well, but refuses to accept new ideas…… Read more “Experienced Moms vs New Moms”
Attrition vs Appeasement
In certain situations, mothers stand alone against a sea of stupidity. I’m talking unwanted advice, idiotic interrogations, or unnecessary beratements (beration? Beratings? Wtf is the noun form…… Read more “Attrition vs Appeasement “
Driving vs Flying
There once was a tale of a people just trying to survive with their families in a poor town. This evil man comes into town and steals…… Read more “Driving vs Flying”
Blog Recognition
Thank you so much I’m Sick and So Are You for nominating me for the Blog Recognition Award! In my brief time of spilling out the hysterics of…… Read more “Blog Recognition”
Staying In vs Going Out
Your child is a beacon of holiness hand-delivered to you by a choir of little, chubby, creeplily winged babies. As they hand over your own little cherub,…… Read more “Staying In vs Going Out”
Too Prepared Diaper Bag vs Not Prepared Enough Diaper Bag
Really, there is no in-between, is there? You have either prepared way too much or way too little. I know what you’re thinking: this is not one…… Read more “Too Prepared Diaper Bag vs Not Prepared Enough Diaper Bag”
Authentic Motherhood 